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Everyone else has a web site, so I figured, why not me too? On this site I'll describe myself and share my interests
and ideas. I like to pee on th e floor after I drink a lot. I also have a problem with sleeping with nasty women. I don't
know what the problem is but I must like the fat fattys. I am living with this girl now and she thinks we are together. I
only sleep with her and fuck her once and a while. I mean I might have moved from WI to IL with her but that dosen't mean
were together. I have also been known to get a little mean when I drink. Sometimes I throw keys at peoples
heads. Other times I try to beat up cops. Or I will try to beat up my friends and kick my
own ass. Then I start crying, and no one cares. They just make fun of me in the morning. The only
thing I am good at is lighting farts on fire. But other than that I am kind of and idiot. So I hoped you enjoy my
page.
Update: I am offically dateing the girl I moved in with now. All my friends were right I will never have a pretty
girlfriend.
My Favorites
Favorite Band or Musician: Ace of Base
Favorite TV show: Punky Bruster
Favorite movie: Pippy Longstocking
Favorite
book: Sex for Dummies
Favorite sports team: I roller skate
Favorite food: Salad
Favorite color: Clear
Favorite sex position: Nut to But
My Hobbies
I like to toss salads for my friends. When I was in jail I did that a lot.
Dumb Things I Say
When I get back to school I get a lot of dick.
Do you have a garage door opener?
No Andy I didn't steal Your moms pills.
She is do-able. (When there is a fatty walking by)
Things my friends do to me:
I have this one friend Andy, I really pissed him off once.
I stole a lot of his moms pain pills and he caught me several times. I guess he didn't like that to much.
Later after that, I was huffing starting fluid off my shirt once, when I ran out, I went to Andy to spray more on my
shirt, he did; then he lit me on fire. I am sooooo stupid
that I started jumping up and down yelling;"turn it off, turn it off!". And to be even dumber, I forgot
that when your on fire you are suppose to stop, drop, and roll. My other friend Tommy had to push me to the ground
and roll me around so I wouldn't be on fire any more.
I love my mother so much!!!!!
The Worst Thing I Ever Did
My friend busted a nut in this chick and I ate her out!!
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